Hmmm

Why a Book?

Why choose a book instead of Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, or YouTube videos?

Research shows that people are more likely to commit to long-term goals when they invest time and effort into something meaningful. By choosing this book, I invite those who are serious about transformation—those ready to delve deep.

Quick clips may provide instant gratification, but true change requires reflection and dedication. This approach filters out those who may not be willing to invest the time and effort needed for meaningful growth.

In this book, I won’t adhere to traditional writing or narrative rules. Instead, I will express my ideas as they come, allowing the words to flow freely without constraint. Why follow guidelines about writing and expression when the essence of creativity lies in spontaneity? This is not about fitting into a mold; it’s about embracing the raw, unfiltered thoughts that shape our understanding of the world. Expect a journey that might seem chaotic at times, but within that chaos lies the beauty of authenticity. Here, you will find my thoughts laid bare—imperfect, messy, and real.

As you read this, several amazing things happen inside your body.

Your eyes see the text, and your brain recognizes letters, words, and phrases, decoding what your eyes see into language. It processes the meanings of individual words and sentences, integrating this information to understand the overall message. This triggers emotional and cognitive responses in your brain, especially if the text evokes strong feelings or requires deep reflection.

Hmmm… 🤔

Beneath your feet, the Earth’s crust is composed of tectonic plates that are constantly moving and interacting. Meanwhile, the atmosphere above circulates, creating intricate weather patterns and diverse climate conditions. This dynamic interplay forms a remarkably complex system, constantly evolving and changing. Overall, Earth is a fascinating mix of interconnected processes occurring simultaneously.

Now, zoom out. Earth is rotating on its axis and orbiting the sun, all while racing through space toward an unknown destination, dodging asteroids that could destroy all life.

Before there was an Earth, let’s go back in time. Once upon a time, a very long time ago, there was a tiny thing, smaller than a grain of sand. Somehow, it exploded, forming particles—the building blocks of our universe. We call what happened the Big Bang.

As we understand it so far, all of humanity—with our combined intelligence, knowledge, and power—knows just a little about what happened. We don’t know much, and we often talk too much.

There’s a reason we call it the Big Bang theory: we haven’t proved it yet.

After all that time, here we are. Nice to meet you! How are you doing?

The particles that formed in the early universe traveled for billions of years to become part of your body. Yes, the particles that make up your being have an ancient, cosmic origin. You are part of something much bigger.

But back to you—you are the most important.

As amazing as the universe is, you are more amazing. You are a whole universe unto yourself.

We are Allah’s finest creation, unparalleled in this vast cosmos. We possess the unique ability to think and feel deeply. If you’re a non-believer, there’s a chapter—a mere 13 minutes long—that demonstrates why Islam is the only true religion in the world. If you want to debate, bring it on. Anyhow, where were we?

Hmmm…

By the way, how do you live your life? What do you usually do?

One thing I can say for sure: follow your stomach if you’re hungry. Your brain and heart are useless without it. What you eat determines, in many ways, how you think and feel. I hope you’re not hungry at the moment; you might end up making the wrong decision.

Much like life, this book is a one-time offer. You have limited time and attention—are you sure you want to spend it with a madman?

I have limited time and attention, just like you, but we’ve decided it’s worth investing in you.

Let’s forget all of this for a minute. Pause life and do as I say.

Let go of what you know. Unlearn everything. It doesn’t matter if the cup is half empty or half full.

Empty the cup.

Take a slow, deep breath through your nose, and exhale slowly through your mouth. Focus on feeling the air going in and out.

Don’t worry; I’m still here. Do the breathing exercise, please—just for one minute.

How do you feel?

All your life decisions have led you to this exact moment. If you think back, countless decisions could have deviated your life from the path that somehow led you to this ugly-looking website where you found this ridiculous book.

Now, I think it’s a good time to give you a warning.

We highly recommend that you not continue reading this book. And no, Brainiac, this is not a reverse psychology trick. And no, genius, it’s not a reverse reverse psychology trick. Or is it? This is getting absurd. You see my point—don’t be absurd.

This book is written by some very skilled individuals—masters of mind games, psychology, and human behavior, among other fields.

This is Hmmm: The Human Metamorphosis Mastery Manual.

During this journey, you will witness firsthand a metamorphosis from the world’s biggest loser to the world’s richest man—the idiot savant.

“The idiot savant vanished for 13 long years, lost to the world, conducting a secret social experiment. And then, as if summoned by fate, the prodigy returned home in 2024 with a plan…”

Currently, he has eight dollars in his bank account.

Imagine transforming yourself from where you are now to where you truly want to be. Just like a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, you have the power to undergo your own metamorphosis.

Metamorphosis is not reserved for a chosen few; anyone, including you, can make the shift. Your journey starts now, and with each step, you’ll move closer to becoming the person you’ve always wanted to be. The power of change is in your hands—are you ready to start your transformation?

This is your story too. Every page you turn, every idea you grasp, brings you closer to the transformation you’ve been waiting for. You can feel it, don’t you, even if you can’t explain it?

The journey ahead won’t always be easy, but remember: nothing in life worth having is easy. What if the most important breakthrough is just around the corner, waiting for you to discover it?

See you soon. Oops, I forgot to tell you.

Within the pages of this book, hidden messages, clues, and puzzles await discovery. Readers clever enough to solve these challenges will earn a unique opportunity.

Disclaimer

All characters, events, and situations depicted in this book are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The ideas and opinions expressed herein are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of any individual or organization. This book is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. Reader discretion is advised.

While all other characters in this book may be fictional and any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental, our “idiot savant” is a real human being—flawed, unpredictable, and utterly unique. His thoughts, actions, and ideas do not follow conventional narratives or guidelines.

Any opinions, truths, or absurdities expressed are solely his own and may defy logic, reason, and sometimes even the laws of nature. Reader discretion is still advised, but prepare for a wild ride where chaos reigns and authenticity shines. Buckle up—this isn’t your typical story!